Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Smokey doesn't think before he speaks

'only you can prevent forest fires'.

Smokey, if 9 out of 10 wildfires are caused by humans, then 1 out of 10 wildfires is caused by nature (let he who is without sin, alright?)

but more importantly, that would also mean that 10 out of 10 wildfires are caused and that causality is to blame here for your little critter friends' homelessness.

only indeterminacy can prevent forest fires, brah.