Thursday, July 23, 2009

Time Translations

"the bouncer's a beast of a guy - chain smoker. now, you've got this fake but you gotta make sure you know it's details, otherwise you'll get kicked out."

"before the castle stands a man creature billowing smoke and flame from its mouth. it will ask you one question and one question only. if you answer true, you will gain entry. but answer true you must, else you will be forbidden by the creature and damned to never know pleasures such that lie inside."