- The bubonic plague was a royal conspiracy intent on killing whores!
- Mentally handicapped carnival promoters were responsible for 911!
- Every time it rains, Paul McCartney makes $15,000!
- Canadians are scared of the dark!
- Foxes were genetically engineered by the French to nip at kite strings!
- Lily flowers hate everything!
- Belly buttons are the Danish equivalent of a vagina!
- Getting towels in an Iranian bath house will get you killed!
- Goties were invented in the 17th century to trick goats into mating with men!
- Howard Stern's penis is attached to his back!
- Native American tomahawks cause 88% of all premature births!
- German Shepherds are racist!
- Bjork and Seal came from the same home planet where they're both only mediocre singers!
I want to make this a separate blog, I think. If anyone reads this, talk to me about it. It could be fun. User run, sell it to google for a million dollars.